Customers and Activities
As you might expect, the work performed by The Starr Conspiracy (aka Starr Tincup prior to October 2011) is shrouded in mystery, as are the companies who finance their work. This much is known:
- The Starr Conspiracy was formed sometime prior to 2000
- They have worked with more than 300 brands in the Human Capital Management software and services market segment
- The Starr Conspiracy does not publicly disclose clients, past or current
According to transmissions, documents and files intercepted during the past decade, the nature of their work may fall into the following categories:
- Branding
- Messaging
- Media Planning
- Marketing Communications
- Process and Infrastructure
- Market Research
- Product Marketing and Management
- Employer Branding
But what is really going on in there? Contact The Starr Conspiracy now and demand to know their intentions. Recently, I’ve detected significant surges in the use of the following phrases intercepted from phone taps, wires and other forms of audio surveillance (these phrases are trending):
- “Brand Impact and Measurement”
- “Multimedia and Video”
- “Social Media Marketing”
- “Demand Generation”
- “Interactive and Web Development”
- “Media and Analyst Relations”
- “Budgeting, Planning and Resource Allocation”
- “New Name, New Logo, New Colors”
- “Win/Loss Analysis”
- “Collateral and Sales Tools”
The discipline and adherence to character and cover is truly amazing within The Starr Conspiracy. Their dexterity with complex marketing concepts and language is convincing.